<p>Mike and Alison welcome the first guests to their new bijoux B&amp;B, determined to get a glowing review, whatever the cost. 　　Mary reveals she has never had a holiday, so Pat teaches her the joys and pitfalls of a week on the Costa Del Sol. The Plaguers have taken to idolising Thomas, since spotting Alison’s fetching portrait of him in the basement. Thomas naturally assumes their ob...</p>